Every time I catch a glimpse of ‘the girls’ in the salon mirror it makes me smile. And no I’m not talking about the other stylists; I’m talking about my boobs. They look fantastic. I mean really perky since I started using
Thalgo Slimming & Firming Cream.
Boobgate
It all started about two weeks ago, when my reflection caused more eek than wow. I was like what’s with the saggy boobs? I mean at my age, seriously? I mentioned ‘boobgate’ to our beautician and she suggested some great Thalgo products. Well I’d never heard of them before, but they’ve been around for years keeping women in tip-top beauty condition.
Let’s just say I was all ears and couldn’t wait to get my hands on them. Especially when I found out they’re favoured by spas around the world. Well, that’s what happens when you squeeze beauty-enhancing minerals, proteins, amino-acids and vitamins from marine and plant origins into a tube. Everyone wants in on the action.
Diet in a tube
Thalgo Slimming & Firming Cream is like a diet in a tube, but you don’t have to give up chocolate. I know. All I do is apply my new BFF firming cream every morning and night. I use an upward motion to coax my bits and bobs back to where they should be (but to be honest they don’t need much help now). And Viola! I’m now the proud owner of a slender, toned new me with a great looking rack.
And do you know what I love most about Thalgo’s beauty stuff? As well as using lovely natural ingredients, they actually work. I know, result! Yes I’m a Thalgo convert, but another stylist swears by peppermint oil. Each to their own I guess.
Chicken fillets – one careful owner
I can honestly say my chicken fillets are gathering dust and feeling a bit unloved. But pah, I don’t need them now! Mind you, I can’t quite bring myself to toss away the Wonderbra just yet. Well, I don’t want to be too hasty do I?
Thighs the limit?
Whilst I’m sharing, I’ve found a great way to look really hot in my micro shorts too. Thalgo Cellu-Thighs. OMG, this miracle cream has banished the dimples from my thighs, hips and bum. Good riddance I say. Now science wasn’t my fave subject, but this stuff really sorted out those fatty deposits and smoothed out the dimples the first time I used it. Amazing.
Now I can rock my shorts without cellulite stealing the limelight. Instead my thighs feel firmer and my bum could give Kylie a run for her rear of the year title.
And another great thing, I don’t have to feel guilty when I don’t make it to the gym. I’ll just pay my treadmill a bit more attention... mind you, cocktails with the girls are much more appealing, don’t you agree?